Shane: *chew, chew, stare at table*
Most antiquated flirting technique
Maggie, with the old note under the table routine. What is this, Kevin Arnold and Winnie Cooper in "The Wonder Years"? If so, where's that nerd, Paul? Haven't Maggie and Glenn heard about texting?
Dale to Glenn, after learning that Glenn and Maggie boffed: "What were you thinking?"
Glenn should have said, "I was thinking she was a hot-hot-hot farmers daughter!"
Those two beefy bruisers getting into it on the highway during the flashback at the beginning. It was a real Toughman Contest.
That new boy, Jimmy, who finally started talking, was like, "I need a gun so I can go out and shoot zombies" and Daryl goes: "Yeah, well people in hell want Slurpees."
Maggie, to Glenn after he tells her that he has 11 condoms left: "Yeah, you see 11 condoms, I see 11 minutes of my life I'm never getting back."
Missed opportunity for a great cameo
When Andrea is on guard duty and thinks she sees a zombie coming out of the woods, she starts yelling "Walker! Walker!" I was kind of hoping that Chuck Norris was going to start strolling up the hill to save everybody.
O.J. Simpson Award
Andrea (aka Annie Oakley, more like Annie JOKE-ly), shoots Daryl in the head, and nobody really seems to care too much. In fact, Dale goes so far as to encourage her. He's like, "Don't be too hard on yourself, we've all wanted to shoot Daryl." And they have a hearty laugh about it. Real nice, guys, real nice.
Shane and Lori's adulterous embrace at the beginning of the episode. Also, Carol gave Daryl a sweet little peck on the head. I bet it felt like an angel tickling him with stardust.