1:04 PM EST, January 15, 2013
Kim Kardashian is in a sticky situation. Her soon-to-be baby daddy, Kanye West, wants to put a ring on it before their baby is born. Trouble is, she's kinda, sorta still married to Kris Humphries. OK, she's 100% still married to Humphries.
Since Kim's divorce from her second husband is still a long way from being finalized, "Kimye" has reportedly decided to move forward with a low key commitment ceremony -- well, as low key as Kim and Kanye get, anyway.
The Sun UK reports Kardashian and West will borrow a friend's Malibu mansion to exchange vows before close friends and family. They'll wear rings after ceremony, but not on their wedding fingers, lest anyone think this is a real marriage.
A source tells the Sun, "It won't be official like a wedding because Kanye wants that to be extra special when the time comes." As extra special as a third wedding can be, that is.
After their fake wedding, the happy couple will embark on a fake honeymoon, spending a long weekend in Italy. Why Italy, you ask? Well, that's where the pair believe they conceived their future firstborn. Ah, romance.